Of the many abilities and attractive traits of Han Solo, the one thing that never ceases to amaze me is the fact that he can understand Chewbacca. Now, thanks to author Wu Kee Smith and his book How to Speak Wookiee, you too can learn a handful of basic Wookiee phrases that I am absolutely sure will come in handy one day. Also I bet Wu Kee Smith is Han Solo.
The book will teach you ten key phrases, “eliminating near-fatal encounters with notoriously short-tempered Wookiees while smoothing the way to lasting partnerships and friendships.” Pick a phrase and then play the appropriate recording on the sound module to hear how it’s said in Shyriiwook.
Actually forget the book – I’d just rip out the sound module and have it on me at all times. Fire up the Millennium Falcon and warp to Amazon to order How to Speak Wookiee for about $12 (USD).
[via Neatorama]