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That’s No Moon, it’s Wheatley!

 |  |  |  |  January 1, 2012


While I definitely recall the part of Portal 2 where Wheatley takes over Aperture Laboratories, I don’t actually remember the part where he builds a giant Death Star version of himself. Perhaps that’s coming in Portal 3?

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For now, you can imagine what that might look like, courtesy of this Death Portal mashup t-shirt from designer Zerobriant. I can only imagine that between Wheatley’s massive ego and tiny brain, his eyeball is probably the weak spot of Death Star #3, and Chell could blow the whole thing up with a single blast from her trusty handheld portal device. And instead of being powered by hypermatter, this Death Star runs on potato energy.

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About the only thing wrong with this great geek mashup is the price. I have a hard time paying $30 bucks for any t-shirt, even if it does combine two of my favorite pastimes. Fortunately, you can also grab it as a postcard or a print for a bit less. I’m betting that Cave Johnson is responsible for the pricing.



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