X

This website uses cookies.

This website uses cookies to improve user experience. By using our website you consent to all cookies in accordance with our Cookie Policy.

I agree
Learn More
Cool Gadgets, Gizmos, Games and Geek Stuff on Technabob
AWESOMER MEDIA SITES: THE AWESOMER | MIGHTYMEGA | 95OCTANE

Brief Jerky, the Perfect Valentines Day Gift from a Jerk

by Conner Flynn
Advertisement

You have many options when it comes to finding that perfect Valentines Day gift for him or her. You could go the traditional route with flowers and chocolates, maybe get them that special gadget, or even make something. I don’t recommend you make this tasty treat. I’m pretty sure it sends the wrong message.

brief_jerky

…unless the message you want to send is “eat my shorts,” of course. But if you are feeling brave, you can make these edible briefs in three easy steps. Just season some ground beef and create some sheets of it. Then carve up your these sheets into sections using your own briefs as a template. Then you just tie it together with Slim Jim string.

Lastly, present it to your Valentine and prepare to get smacked upside the head. Very simple process. But don’t. Really, just don’t!

[via Obvious Winner via Geekosystem]

Deals in The Technabob Shop



Thor Ragnarok Dorbz Figures

Thor Ragnarok Dorbz Figures

Prime 1 Swamp Thing Statue

Prime 1 Swamp Thing Statue

Advertisement
Quark GoPro Stabilizer

Quark GoPro Stabilizer

The Cat Tier List

The Cat Tier List

2019 Mercedes-Benz S560e: A Plug-in Hybrid Luxury Sedan

2019 Mercedes-Benz S560e: A Plug-in Hybrid Luxury Sedan

Tricked-out 1990 Land Rover Defender 110 for Sale

Tricked-out 1990 Land Rover Defender 110 for Sale