If you have a crappy Twitter feed, why not put it on some toilet paper and wipe yourself with it? There’s an app for that! Shitter is a web-based service from Collector’s Edition that will let you turn your Twitter feed into a roll of toilet paper.
Shitter’s tagline is “Social media has never been so disposable.” Basically, you just log on with your Twitter account and pay for the service. It’s $35 for a 4-pack of paper, or about $9 a roll. Sure, that’s some expensive TP, but at least you will always have some light reading available to you.
This would be a great gag gift to buy for friends, with their Twitter feed on the rolls. Hopefully they won’t get too mad at you. Go on, wipe your butt with the tweets of others.
[via Happy Place via Laughing Squid]
