Your camping trips, as they are right now, happen to be a bit lackluster. Scouring the ground for bits of old possum meat and sleeping in a couple of quilted blankets is only fun for the first couple of days. You become grimy, and you concede defeat to the powers of nature.
With FieldCandy Tents, you can grab nature around the neck and tell it where it can put its powers of discomfort. YOU ARE GOING TO ENJOY THE NATURE, AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT. “That doesn’t make sense.”
You loved the Tentsile Tents, but it’s time to cheat on those and fall in love with FieldCandy Tents, which have way more colorful designs. In addition to the tents being 100% breathable cotton, so you will be able to maintain a stable body temperature during the night and not smell like a hockey bag in the morning, they come in tons of great designs! Here are just a few: Big Top, Fully Booked, Animal Farm, Snug As A Bug, Watermelon, Old Glory, Get A Room, and more!
These geeky tents are made in the UK, and are two-man tents. But, if you really wanted to, we could go for the Guinness World Record of most people stuffed into a two-man tent. “I don’t think that’s what you’re supposed to do.” Too late, I already called all my guy friends from the fraternity I used to go to, and they’re dumb enough to do anything. Pile in, guys! *Fifty dudes squish into the tent and zip it up*
The Field Candy Tents range in price from appx. $632 to $792 (USD), depending on which design you choose, and if you want to see more designs or if you’re interested in buying one of these, head on over to Firebox. Or, you could stay here and be my friend. For more tent fun, check out the Tentanic Titanic Tent, which was unfortunately an April Fool’s joke, or pogo-stick yourself across the pond to the Privacy Pop Personal Bed Tent.
Jack Kieffer owns Cool Gizmo Toys, a site that loves all things geeky.