Hi, I’m Commander Lambert Shepard and this is a sweet pair of metallic spandex leggings, enhanced with the N7 armor color scheme by Etsy seller/superhero costume maker/Citadel shopkeeper Alexandra Threw (aka Peachykiki.) They won’t protect you from Reaper attacks, but it will grant you an army of oglers.
The N7 logo is upside down in this particular pair, but since the leggings are custom made I’m sure Alexandra can fix it for your order.
Here’s an Ass Effect shot of the leggings. For some reason, this view reminds me of the ridiculous butt pads on some of the leg armor parts in Mass Effect 3.
Tell Joker to fly to Etsy and prepare $75 (USD) to order your own pair of N7 Mass Effect leggings.