…unless of course someone who happens to need it mistakes the flash drive to be an actual tampon and tries to use it. Then you’ll have to physically delete the whole thing.
You can paint it red for added authenticity, further discouraging any attempts to steal or even look at the flash drive.
If it’s that time of the month for you to transfer data, head to Meninos to order the tampon flash drive. It comes in 2GB, 4GB and 8GB capacities (Meninos calls them light, moderate and heavy flow) and sells for $30 to $55 (USD).