I know, I know the pun doesn’t make sense, but so does Cthulhu. And that’s the theme of this product so I was actually being clever. I just didn’t realize I was being clever that way. And that’s one of the reasons why the folks at Toy Vault are cleverer. The other reason being their indoctrination of crowd funders to back their Cthulhu Knitted Ski Mask.
The Cthulhu Knitted Ski Mask is just like the Cthulhu knit ski hat, except it has one hell of a unibrow and more upper case letters in its name.
Bravo sir. Bravo. I bet half of the backers pledged just because of that superb pitch. Come brethren, summon your browsers and head to Kickstarter. A sacrifice of at least $20 (USD) gets you a Cthulhu Knitted Ski Mask. May your fellow skiers or robbers have mercy on your soul.