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Zombie Brain Cupcakes: Placate the Undead with Baked Goods

by Jack Kieffer
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Word is the zombie apocalypse is coming, and eventually they’re going to reach you.  The neighborhood watch is going to be running scared like the little no good – I told the PTO to get some real men to join our neighborhood security watch, but no they want to just go out and get volunteers.  Anyway, the apocalypse is coming, and despite everything people have said, you’re not as ugly as you look a bad person.  You’re not willing to sacrifice your neighbors’ brains to save your own, and that’s where the Zombie Brain Cupcakes come into play.

zombie brain cupcakes

There is one thing that is deceiving about these brain cupcakes, however, and we’re hoping zombies will be too stupid to notice the difference.  The “brain” portion of the cupcake is actually made out of white chocolate painted with cocoa butter, so it doesn’t have that classic brain texture.  “How do you know what that feels like?”

So, back to the texture. *Muffled sounds from the closet*  Lindt chocolate was used, though I’m not quite sure I’ve ever heard of that brand before, and the cupcakes are of the vanilla variety.  They also have chunks of maraschino cherries, which are unbearably delicious, and are topped with cherry vanilla buttercream frosting.  If that doesn’t make your mouth water, then you probably don’t have a mouth.  In which case I apologize for offending you.

CandyCasters is the man behind the curtain, but she’s not a fake like that quack from The Wizard of Oz.  She’s also not a man.  (Don’t even think about referencing She’s The Man, because I hate that movie.)  If you loved these zombie-themed cupcakes, then you’ll want to check out the Zombie Cuuuuuuupcaaaaaakes which are really similar to the ones I just showed you, but with a really long spelling of cupcakes.  Then you’ll want to check out the Cupcakewurst Cupcake-Filled Sausages because I like them.

[via I Heart Chaos via That’s Nerdalicious!]


Jack Kieffer owns Cool Gizmo Toys, a site that builds geeky community through stuff like lists of mustache Tumblr posts.

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