The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are pretty fearsome, even if they are pizza-eating slobs who live in the sewers. (Read: unwanted outcasts of society.) Combine this level of fierce physical ability with the disciplined battle techniques of Jedi Knights, and what do you get? Nothing, since you lack artistic skill and can’t pick up a pencil because of those acrylic nails. If you happen to be as talented as Q-Dog2099, you get these awesome Teenage Mutant Jedi Turtles!
Raphael’s my favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Jedi mashup, probably because of the dual-wielding aspect that transferred over. Step aside, Darth Maul – two blades with two hilts are always better than one hilt with two really long blades. Both of which should always be worse than a rocket launcher, but apparently that’s not the case. Battlefronts one and two? Most assuredly not the case.
The blue glow that’s been applied to Leonardo is one of my favorite colors of blue, in case you weren’t wondering. I love imposing my unwanted opinions upon others. Did you know that maltese-poodle dogs are the best kind? Well now you do.
I always identified with Donatello, since we’re pretty similar, me and him. Both of us are of above average intelligence, endowed with good looks, and glowing in a purple aura. The last one may or may not be because I fell into a pool of radioactive material last week when I was fishing at the local pond. My quest: to pull out the four-armed fish of legend. “Wouldn’t it be just as impressive to find a fish with one arm?” Beggars can’t be choosers.
I hope you agree with me when I say that this really is an awesome collection of Star Wars/TMNT mashups. Now… I know what you’re all thinking. “Why am I reading this instead of that post about the D-Cup TMNT Bra?” The answer? I have no idea. If you’re not as risqué as I had taken you to be at a prior time, then you’ll want to check out the more moderate Arcade Mashup Prints, which are pretty cool too, but less sexy.
This super awesome post was written by Jack, lead blogger at Cool Gizmo Toys. Jack puts together lists to help geeks quickly find the stuff that they love, and probably has several endangered species of lemur living illegally in his war shelter, but that’s irrelevant.