Saving the princess from danger is no good if you stink when you get there. It’s stinky to go alone, so take these Legend of Zelda themed rupee soap bars and smell like a million rupees.
Each set comes with four differently colored rupee soap bars: purple, red, blue and green. You will have rupees to make you feel rich and you will be clean. You can choose from several fragrances too. Would you rather be that sweet smelling guy who saved the princess, or that foul smelling guy who rescued her, but made her pass out?
It is just $5(USD) from Etsy seller smallthingsforsale. That’s hardly any rupees at all.