Assuming you made it past the end of Season Two of The Walking Dead by now, you know all about Michonne and her “pets.” These zombies have had their lower jaws removed so they can’t bite. But that doesn’t mean they can’t still open a bottle of beer with their teeth, right?
Yes, you’re looking at the latest in wacky Walking Dead merch, Michonne’s zombie pet bottle opener. Unfortunately, it’s not coming out until January 2014, but you can always pre-order one now, and have it in hand so you can drown your sorrows with a few brewskis after Season 4 is over.
Funny thing is, this is probably what would happen to you if you tried to open too many beer bottles with your real teeth.
[via Geek Alerts]