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Bacon Power Deodorant Proves Not Everything is Better with Bacon

by Conner Flynn
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Bacon deodorant changes your body odor into bacon odor, making everyone around you hungry for a good breakfast. Hey, when you are sweating like a pig, you might as well smell like one.
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Bacon Power stick deodorant is made with bits of real bacon, so you know it works. Fat men and dogs will follow you like the Pied Piper, but it’s worth it to smell good. However, cannibalism may be a problem. If you find yourself shipwrecked on an island with others or among other survivors of a plane crash, throw it as far away from you as possible if you want to live.

It is only $9.99(USD) from J & D’s. Don’t just smell good, smell delicious!

[via This Is Why I’m broke]



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