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Police Gear Tactical Christmas Stockings: The Grinch Doesn’t Stand a Chance

by Conner Flynn
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If you expect Santa to enter your home with a SWAT team this year instead of the usual way, these LA Police Gear Molle Elite Tactical Christmas Stockings are perfect. SWAT Santa should love them and will probably examine them with glee as he stows his AK-47 in order to dole out gifts. They will add add military-grade cheer “to your fireplace, foxhole, police department, or forward operating base.”

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The black, coyote, and OD green stockings are perfect for celebrating a military Christmas. The Elite features a vertical zipper opening, carry handle, and a swivel stocking hanger with clip. There’s also a mini marsupial pouch and a place for Velcro patches to be added, which could be your name or a Milspec Patch.

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These stockings will protect your goodies like none other and look all tough while doing it. Best of all, they sell for just $14.99(USD) each over at LA Police Gear.

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