From ThinkGeek’s Radiant Farms – the fictional ranch that brought you Canned Unicorn Meat – comes another yummy mythical meal. With, Canned Dragon Meat you’ll get “100% of your daily value of havoc, terror, inferno, destruction, magic, and rage.”
Actually each can contains a stuffed severed dragon head. It’s already slightly charred, so you don’t need to go Dracarys on it. You can order Canned Dragon Meat from ThinkGeek for $10 (USD).