Now you can look like the undead, without all the rot and stink and puss that usually accompanies them. Some of us look like the undead in the morning anyway, so you might as well look like it when you go to sleep too.
These 100% cotton pajamas are decorated with open wounds that show the bones beneath and blood spatter, so you can blend in with zombies should an infection break up. I wouldn’t recommend walking around your town at night while wearing these, unless you want to be shot or decapitated.
They’re just $17.99(USD) from ThinkGeek. Look like the sleeping undead and be comfy.