If you have a lady friend who is a fan of Doctor Who, this skirt may get you out of the friendzone. It has the TARDIS in a pattern interspersed with the British Union Jack.
The TARDIS and Union Jack print goes all the way around the skirt encircling you or your lady in a 360-degree statement of your geekiness (and Britishness.)
The skirt is made from 100% polyester and offered in sizes Small through XXXL fitting just about every Doctor Who fan out there. The skirts are available now at ThinkGeek for $29.99(USD).