Woodworker Dave Stencil wants a zombie in every kitchen. He just wants to “make quality cutting boards that showcase your love for braaaaiiiins… and well prepared meals.” Well Dave, I don’t love the taste of brains, but I do love chopping zombies up, so I’ll get your cutting board anyhow.
Use these laser-etched Zombie Cutting Boards to hack and slash vegetables, fruit and prepare meals. But here is the catch. All of that is just preparing you for the eventually zombie uprising. By the time that happens, you will be ready to slash zombies left and right, because this board has trained you. No, not really, but I’m sure it helps.
After the Kickstarter campaign for the cutting boards is successful, Stencil will create each buyer’s choice of zombie-themed cutting board or bread board. You can choose from bamboo, maple, cherry, and mahogany woods, plus there are three undead characters to choose from.