When you are stalking down the halls of an abandoned space station during the day, killing acid bleeding aliens and trying to relax at night, you’re going to need a beer at some point. You could open the beer with your teeth like some sort of dentally-challenged frat boy, but you will need those choppers for steak at some point.
That means you need a cool way to open your beer. Sure, you could do it with your trusty M41-A pulse rifle, but that will spill a lot of beer, and we all know that is a bad thing. This is where the Aliens Pulse Rifle Bottle Opener comes in.
It’s officially-licensed Aliens merchandise and can pop the top off your beer with ease. It also has magnets on the back so you can put it on the fridge to save you from digging for an hour in the junk drawer trying to find it. You can pick one up at ThinkGeek now for $17.99(USD).