X

EU Visitor Notice: This Website Uses Cookies

This website uses cookies to improve user experience, to provide analytical data to better serve our visitors, and to serve advertising to fund our operations. By using our website you consent to all cookies in accordance with our Privacy & Cookie Policy.

Your preference will be saved for 90 days, or until you clear your browser cookies.


I AGREE
I DISAGREE
Learn More
Cool Gadgets, Gizmos, Games and Geek Stuff on Technabob
VISIT OUR OTHER SITES: THE AWESOMER | 95OCTANE

Robot Arms Dueling with Katana: Apocalypse Soon

by Stirling Matheson
Advertisement

When we all die, it will certainly be a preventable doom of our own making. If I were placing bets I’d probably go with “catastrophic environmental disaster,” but “robot apocalypse” is certainly a possibility, and the odds just went up… a LOT. Why, you ask? Robots arms that have been taught to wield katana with unerring precision.

robots_with_katanazoom in

Now we know that when the robots rise up against us we will be cut down with differentially tempered swords made in the Japanese style. The consolation prize is that we’ll probably die quickly from the very, very precise and clean cuts.

In the mean time, I’ll be working on a design for an EMP warhammer. Do you think Kickstarter or Indiegogo would be a better funding platform for such a weapon? Should early backers get a free upgrade to fine Nappa leather grips? Maybe if I hit stretch goals I can also make EMP maces, flails, estocs, and halberds.

Deals in The Technabob Shop



Styrofoam

Styrofoam

Why Animals Swarm

Why Animals Swarm

Revoltech Iron Man Action Figure

Revoltech Iron Man Action Figure

Advertisement
2019 Mercedes-Benz A-Class Priced to Woo New Buyers

2019 Mercedes-Benz A-Class Priced to Woo New Buyers

New Porsche 911 Cabrio Debuts Offering More Speed and Style

New Porsche 911 Cabrio Debuts Offering More Speed and Style

2019 Ram HD Trucks Move the World with up to 1000 lb-ft of Torque

2019 Ram HD Trucks Move the World with up to 1000 lb-ft of Torque