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The Belfie Is a Sign That The Apocalypse is Nigh

by Stirling Matheson
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Okay… so you have a selfie stick, I’ll forgive you. You’re ridiculous, but I’ll accept a lot of ridiculous. If you have a selfie stick designed solely for taking photos of your own ass we all want to hit you with a crowbar. You might think it’s still worth it, so I’ll put it in your terms: crowbar wounds look awful.

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Yeah, this device, the Belfie Stick, is designed to assist you in taking photos of your own butt, in the hopes that you can amass enough Instagram followers to attain a powerless and dubious form of fame. The device was inspired by the ultimate first world problem: Kim Kardashian took tons of pictures of her own ass before getting one that pleased her, and this sort of device would help solve that horrible ail in her life.

Those of you who want the Belfie Stick will have to shell out $79.99 for it, because the manufacturers know that people this vain are suckers.



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