Guys, if you are a Valentine’s Day rookie I have some advice for you. No matter how much your significant other says she doesn’t want a gift, she really does. Don’t make the mistake of believing her. This is a classic trap, she really wants a gift she just wants you to want her to have a gift. It’s confusing, but such is the way of the world.
You could get her something like the Bundle of Wuv, assuming she is a geeky sort of gal. It has several things in it like a Pixel Heart Heat changing mug, an 8-bit rose, plush unicorn slippers, and a magical unicorn bag. And we know that ladies love unicorns.
ThinkGeek says that all these items separately would set you back over $75 bucks, but in the name of true Wuv, you can get the assortment for $49.99.