Captain’s log, Stardate 92776.95, Starship Enterprise. We have happened upon a planet filled with women of great uhm… assets. They all wear tight pants and stand in strange poses all day. I am gathering an away team to explore the planet and for the first time in the history of the Enterprise, every red shirt onboard has volunteered to come along.
At least I think this is how it would go down if Captain Kirk happened upon a planet entirely composed of female yoga instructors. I might like to visit that planet. You may not ever get to see a planet full of sexy yoga instructors, but you can see your favorite gal in these Star Trek yoga pants.
These are the Boldly Go Capri Yoga Pants and the art is based on the original series. Enterprise is on the right leg and on the back in the traditional tramp stamp location, they say “Boldly Go.” Get a pair for $39.99 at ThinkGeek now.