Garden gnomes are weird. I always imagined that they would come to life and try to kill me in my sleep growing up. I am not such a big fan of the original Star Trek series, but I certainly watched all the big screen movies growing up with the original cast.
If you are a fan of Kirk and Spock and have a garden that is currently gnomeless, check this out. These is now a series of Star Trek garden gnomes. They come complete with the pointy hats and beards that hipsters and gnomes prefer. There are four models with Kirk vs. Gorn, Redshirt, Kirk alone, and Spock.
The Kirk and Spock ones use the little quotes you expect to hear form the characters. My favorite is the dead redshirt. It reads: “Join Starfleet They Said, It’s Be Fun They Said.” Pick up any of the four for $24.99(USD) at ThinkGeek.