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Han Solo in Carbonite Backpack: Leave It Frozen

by Conner Flynn
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We all love Han Solo in carbonite merchandise, but this backpack is just wrong. I’m pretty sure it’s that giant deformed head, and tiny hands and feet that make this so horrible.
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If Han actually looked like this in the movie, they would have just let Jabba have him. And Jabba would have passed on the idea of hanging Han on the wall. Jabba is a gangster with a fine taste for art after all. Nobody wants this on their wall. How about your back? Do you want this nightmare clinging to you all day? It looks like it is begging for the sweet release of death.

If this abomination doesn’t bother you, it is only $39.99(USD). You can pre-order it now for a November release. Just don’t blame me when it arrives.



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