Growing up, my grandmother had all these heavily scented soaps sitting on her counter in the bathroom. I have memories of her losing her shit when I used those pink, rose shaped soaps to wash my hands. When I get old enough to feel the need to put fancy soaps in my bathroom, I’m totally going with this.
The Legend of Zudsa: Ocarina of Grime soap looks like a Nintendo 64 game cartridge. It has some sort of woods scent, which I can assume smells like mold and spices.
A bar of the fancy soap will set you back $14.99(USD) at ThinkGeek. It’s gluten free if you get hungry and want to gnash.