iam8bit’s officially licensed toy already knows you want to buy him. It’s Razputin from cult classic Psychonauts, ready to save you from an army of psycho death tanks and hard to avoid area attacks.
The officially licensed toy is 15″ tall and is as lanky as his in-game counterpart, so it’s easy to put him in various poses. You can move his goggles too.
Use your powers to transfer $35 (USD) from your bank account to iam8bit and take Raz home.