Valentine’s Day will be here before you know it, and if you are lucky enough to have a lady in your life that likes Star Wars, I may have just gotten you laid. Don’t give her normal flowers, they die and cost a stinking fortune at Valentine’s Day.
Instead, give her this Star Wars Bouquet. It has eight plush stormtroopers with a plush Darth Vader in the center of the action. Each of the little characters is attached to a stem with a pair of elastic loops that can be removed.
That means she can take them off to hurl at you when you mess up next time. The Imperial bouquet comes in the black wrap with the red bow you see here. Get yours at ThinkGeek for $59.99(USD).