I’ve come to the conclusion that even if you buy the cookie dough that is offered in sheets during the holidays, your cookie cutter cookies will still come out more round and blobby than you expect. I am never able to get them to actually look like the cookie cutters should make them. Cookie dough is kind of a dick.
If you want to risk kitchen rage, you can try to make your on critical hit cookies with these six different dice cookie cutters. Even if they turn out blobby, at least you get cookies so there’s that.