The lives of the rich and famous are not like our meager lives. The filthy rich light their cigars with cash. They have toilet paper rolls of thousand dollar bills in the bathroom. You know what else they do? They have super soaker fights with champagne, thanks to the Champagne Gun.
Its metal frame is even in a machine gun shape, so you can carry it like one. It measures 24 inches long and weighs 5 pounds (10 pounds with a bottle loaded). You still have to shake the bottle to build pressure and use your finger to control its spray, but this is much more fun.
It comes in gold, chrome, and rose gold, and sells for $549(USD), which is a drop if this is what you do with your Cristal.
[via Cool Things]