If you ask me, garden gnomes are creepy; their little concrete eyes follow you around as you walk through the yard. Deep down we all know that one foggy summer night they will finally come alive, creep into the house and eat all the Bagel Bites. If you are a Game of Thrones fan, and aren’t too creeped out by gnomes, you need this guy to protect your garden.
This Game of Gnomes garden gnome sits on the Iron Shovel throne looking a bit like Ned Stark, before he lost his head that is. Keep in mind that the throne isn’t actually made of iron – the whole thing is cast from polyresin. It stands 9″ tall x 6″ wide x 5″ deep and could be a nice little desk statue for your cubicle if you don’t have a garden.
I figured that since this is a gnome on a throne made of garden shovels, creating it would be fair use, but it is officially licensed Game of Thrones merchandise. You can get one at ThinkGeek for $19.99.