I choose you, Pikachu. Here’s a rose. Real roses are lovely, but the problem is that their beauty fades and they soon die. That’s why these made by nerds, made for nerds, duct tape roses are awesome.
They look like Pokémon Pokéballs, and are made by Etsy shop QuirkyQrafts. They come in a variety of colors, and sizes, and prices start around $17(USD) for a single rose. That’s not a lot to pay when you are a nerd who loves another nerd.
It’s a gift they will remember forever and in a sense, just like with a real Pokéball, this means that you have caught them. Just don’t make them fight against others in big arenas. That would be taking the metaphor way too far.