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Toilet Paper Machine Saves Time, Severs Limbs

by Conner Flynn
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Are you wasting way too much time by grabbing toilet paper? This machine can help. By shaving seconds off of your bathroom time, this could help you to be more productive during the day. At the cost of your hand or at least some fingers.

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The Useless Duck Company created this automatic toilet paper machine that is essentially a bathroom nightmare. Toilet paper is fed down, so that a chainsaw can cut it. That way you can conveniently grab what you need and… scream in pain as your dismembered limb is shooting blood.

Still, it’s pretty awesome. My biggest objection is that the roll is on backwards. It’s a pet peeve of mine.

[via Likecool via Gizmodo]

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