Selfies. There’s nothing more vain and stupid on the planet. Regardless, Hammacher Schlemmer thinks you want a selfie on every slice of toast that you make, so they are selling the Selfie Toaster. Sadly, I’m sure there are many pairs of duck-lips out there who think this is an good idea.
The toaster uses custom heating inserts made from a user-submitted photograph. I guess this is the one time it is okay to be called a “butter face.” Anyway, you are going to spread some jam on it and cover your face up, so what’s the point?
I you love yourself enough to eat your face on toast, then go for it.
[via Incredible Things]