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The Selfie Toaster Gives Everyone a Butter Face

by Conner Flynn
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Selfies. There’s nothing more vain and stupid on the planet. Regardless, Hammacher Schlemmer thinks you want a selfie on every slice of toast that you make, so they are selling the Selfie Toaster. Sadly, I’m sure there are many pairs of duck-lips out there who think this is an good idea.

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The toaster uses custom heating inserts made from a user-submitted photograph. I guess this is the one time it is okay to be called a “butter face.” Anyway, you are going to spread some jam on it and cover your face up, so what’s the point?

I you love yourself enough to eat your face on toast, then go for it.

[via Incredible Things]

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