This Q-tip crossbow will allow you to beat the
ear war drums and wage war on your friends’ and coworkers’ earwax from a safe distance. You could potentially deafen someone or clean their ears; it could go either way, but it’s what a friend does.
Some assembly is required with this tiny weapon, but once complete, it fits in your pocket. It comes with 25 cotton swab arrows. Firing them is easy. Just pull back the bow cord until it rests in the notch, pop in one of cotton swabs, and pull down the launch ring to fire.
If you want to be really nasty and gross you can always fire used Q-tips at your enemies too. Yuck. I shouldn’t have even mentioned that. Grab yours over at ThinkGeek for $9.99(USD).