Few things in my wife’s 9/10ths of our bedroom closet enrage me more than scarves. I’m not sure you can even call something a scarf if it is woven with massive holes in it like a doily or something and only serves to catch on every single hanger in the closet. I don’t think lots of holes and few threads will actually keep you warm. This Zombie Entrails Stuffed Scarf Plush will though. It’s cute and gross at the same time, just like a baby.
One end of the scarf has a plush green creature on it that I presume to be a baby zombie – it has a diaper and massive skull to body ratio anyway. A stuffed brain pops out of the zombie’s head and attached is the scarf that is made to look like guts.
It’s actually pretty cool, in a gross, probably get you kicked out of school sort of way. The scarf isn’t cheap at $44.99, but disturbing your teachers or co-workers is worth at least that much. It’s available now at ThinkGeek.
