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Zombie Flamingos (aka The Squawking Dead)

by Shane McGlaun
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Halloween is going to be here before you know it, and that means It’s The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown will be airing soon. In the leadup to that airing and all the kids out begging for free candy, it’s about time to decorate your house.

You don’t want any regular old decorations like vampires or normal zombies, those are so overdone. What you want on your lawn is a pair of zombie flamingos.

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These flamingos are black with red eyes and scary giant teeth. If you’re wondering why zombie flamingos aren’t pink, it’s because pink is for the living. There are two styles with one standing upright and the other bent over eating. Presumably, it just finished chowing down on one of the neighborhood kids.

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They sell for $29.99(USD) each over at ThinkGeek, and you can get them just in time to horrify your lawn.



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