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Monstrous Machine Has Dried Squirrel Eyes and Deadly Rotary Jaws

by Conner Flynn
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Survival Research Labs founder Mark Pauline has made a crazy machine that features rotary jaws and eyeballs made from dried squirrels encased in rotating glass orbs. Yes, you read that right.

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This monstrosity is simultaneously silly and terrifying. Its rotary jaws spin and spin as its dead squirrel eyeballs also spin and spin, as if hypnotising any potential prey that might land in it’s mouth. Yikes.

I have no idea why this guy has created this nightmarish thing. This man needs to be stopped, because if he makes this thing mobile, we are all screwed.

[via Laughing Squid]

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