Build your own robot. Not the evil killer kind that scientists like building, but a cool robot buddy for your desk. You can assemble this DIY robot from a kit from laser-cut wood pieces. He looks super cool.
His name is Orpheus and he even plays a sad tune when you crank the handle. He measures 7″ tall x 8 1/2″ wide x 4″ deep.
As a bonus, when you build a robot yourself, you can trust it not to kill you. I think. I hope.
This little guy is going to look awesome sitting on your desk. And when you need to take a break from work, he will always be there for you. You can order one over at ThinkGeek for $29.99(USD).