Chinese online novelty shop Taobao has released something truly awesome for LARPers and others who want to transform themselves into an elf. The Spirit E666, which are a set of headphones that transform normal human ears into long pointy elf ears. There! You are an instant elf! Now go play a flute in the woods or something.
This is a pretty economic way of becoming an elf. They cost a little over $14(USD). I wouldn’t expect great sound quality though. That’s okay. The main draw here is elf ears without painful and expensive plastic surgery. So go ahead and elf yourself.