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This Alligator Is Way Cooler Than You

by Shane McGlaun
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Have you seen this alligator? Because he is awesome. Rambo the alligator is a badass and looks like he is straight out of Diddy Kong Racing. He’s like the Daryl Dixon of Florida – all he really needs is a slightly emo haircut and a crossbow. If the zombie apocalypse ever comes, this gator will roam the streets on his ATV while wearing his jacket and sunglasses and just f*ck sh*t up.

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Sadly, the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission wanted to take Rambo from his loving home. The commission thought the gator needed more space to roam. A compromise has been reached that will allow Rambo to continue leading his badass life. It appears his owner simply can’t show him off in public any more. Rambo will just have to be a badass in private now.

I think no publicity for Rambo is a good idea. If more gators realize they can get jackets and ride ATVs, we’re doomed.

[via Kotaku]



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