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The Archimedean Turd is Perfect Crap

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This may be the most perfect pile of poo ever created. It’s made from gold, so it won’t come back up after you flush. Technically it’s a geometrically correct turd as well. The geometry of this poop sculpture is based on the combination of an Archimedean spiral and the Golden Ratio/phi in triangles.

You can even get the Archimedean turd in a shiny 18k gold-plated version to celebrate its golden ratio. That fancy turd will set you back a hefty $350, but you can get a matte charcoal or glossy black version for just $20. Such a deal!

What it really needs to be successful is a smiley face and a couple of beady eyes to resemble the poo emoji. People love emoji.

[via Geekologie]



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