Since America is not nearly fat enough, the Couch Coaster is here to make sure that you are never far from a sugary drink or a beer. It is basically nothing more than a piece of molded silicone with weighted arms that hangs over the sides of an armrest to give you another place to rest your drink.
It also sports a cutout in the back to accommodate coffee mug handles. What it won’t do is to help your existing furniture accommodate your ever-larger love handles.
God forbid that we ever sit anywhere that can’t hold a drink for us. Seriously, we are one step away from becoming those fat helpless blobs in Wall-E. Or maybe I should say $20 away, which is what this thing costs.