Archive for February 2017

If you want your frogs, lizards, and other cold-blooded creatures to undergo their Jedi training, this is the perfect place for it. They will enter as humble pollywog padawans and emerge as powerful swamp Jedi. Aside from not having any Luke and Yoda figures in here, this is an awesome habitat for frogs and the like.

Potion bottles are such a huge part of being a geek. We drink them in games to power up, get healthy, use magic, and get superpowers. This Minecraft Color Changing Potion Bottle is a great way to decorate for your geek way of life.

I remember when the Nintendo Game Boy came out back in the day and we were all super excited that you could play games on the go. The graphics were terrible though. If you want to relive that mobile retro gaming action, the Game Boy 16oz heat change mug is just the ticket.

I’ve been a big fan of Stephen King since I was a kid and found It on my dad’s bookshelves one boring summer day. Of all the King books I have read, my favorite series is The Dark Tower.

You might remember that leaked footage of Boston Dynamics’ latest killer robot, Handle. Well now they’ve released an official video of Handle so we can all be officially terrified. This wheel-legged robot is the stuff of nightmares.

Mechanical bulls at fairly horrifying and can even potentially kill you. Riding real bulls is even crazier. You know what is crazier than that? Trying to stay in the saddle while the mechanical arm of a logging machine is trying to throw you off of a log that it’s waving around like a conductor leading an orchestra.

In the future, robots will frolic in pools of human blood and use it for lubrication. Then robot arms will be forced to clean it all up. Today we can get a little taste of that horror that lies before us.

This R2-D2 journal is really the perfect way to smuggle plans for the Death Star. If you don’t have an R2 unit, this is the next best way to transport sensitive information. Sure, it isn’t digital, but if you get caught you can always tear the page out and eat it.

There are plenty of office drones out there who wear weird socks as a way to stick it to the man who forces them to dress a certain way at work. If you don’t like funky patterns on your socks, but you want to strike back at office dress code, this is your shirt.

Every time I went to the store with my mom back in the day all I wanted to do was look at the Star Wars toys. It always seemed like they had every action figure in stock but Luke Skywalker.

I’ve seen lots of models of the Starship Enterprise over the years, but this wooden version by Kretschmer Kreativ is one of the most beautiful and elegant versions I’ve ever laid eyes on. Measuring in at 36″ long x 16″ wide x 8″ tall, the model is handmade entirely from wood and glue.

There is always something bizarre to eat coming out of Japan. Boy, that sounded weird. If you like coffee, Japan may have the next snack for you to drool over. The treat is from Snow Brand Milk and is a spreadable version of the company’s coffee.

We always thought that Boba Fett was a true man’s man. If he grew up in the Victorian era, he’d be a proper gentleman, and he’d wear this hat. This Mandalorian bowler hat is made by the the folks at The Blonde Swan, and it’s truly awesome.

China has some amazing statues, but this Iron Man statue is… weird. It looks like a McDonald’s version of Iron Man that would scare kids when ordering their Happy Meals. It also looks like an Adventure Time character stole Tony Stark’s suit and is about to lay waste to the Candy Kingdom.

Glow Cave reached out to me a few weeks ago, and asked if I wanted to check out one of their cool light-up Glow Cubes. I saw the emoji cube with the poo emoji and decided to give one a look.

You know how it is, guys. Your dress shirt slowly un-tucks itself out of your pants over the course of a few hours and you have to constantly readjust it. Well, the answer is garter belts for men.