If you have a job where you have to wear a tie everyday, I would imagine that job would drain your soul, like Darth Vader drains the life from disobedient subordinates. The only real way to hold onto your soul is to wear ties that look professional from afar, but up close they reveal your real personality. Behold, my fully functional TIE!
This tie is perfect for people who are stuck having to wear a fabric noose, but want to show they aren’t just lemmings. It looks like a normal shiny red tie with a grey pattern from a distance. Up close you can see that the tie has little Death Stars and TIE fighters on it. It blew my mind a little when I realized it was a TIE fighter tie.
It’s snazzy and if you have to go to a formal dance or something, it says formal, but fun. Get yours at ThinkGeek for $54.99(USD), which seems expensive, but it is silk, and it’s hard to put a price on sticking it to the man at work.