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Werewolf and Vampire Repelling Soaps: So Fresh and So Clean

by Conner Flynn
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Do you have a werewolf and vampire problem? Well, you’d better stock up on silver and garlic. Oh, and holy water too. Pojo’s Pure Vermont has got your back. No really, they will even lather it up so the monsters don’t attack you.

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These guys are selling a line of soaps that are guaranteed to protect you from both Nosferatu and Remus Lupin. That’s because the formulas include holy water, silver and garlic. Just be aware that it might repel everyone else too. Yep, this is perfect for just keeping everyone away.

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I wonder what happens when you wash a werewolf with werewolf-repellant soap? Does it implode? Quick, someone capture a werewolf and find out.

[via Geekologie]

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