If you like unicorns, but you prefer them sad (you sick bastard) this is the candle holder for you. The candle itself is rainbow-colored and shaped like a horn. It gets crammed right inside the head of the unicorn and then you light the candle.
The colorful hot wax pours out of the unicorn’s eye sockets and streams down its pristine white body, making it cry colorful tears. It’s both weird and awesome. You can get one at Firebox for about $25(USD), you sick bastard.