Forget buying a Nintendo Switch, the Japanese toy kids want these days are these stuffed plush toys that look like gigantic beetles. Strapya-world has a pair of plush beetle toys with one that looks like a giant stag beetle and another that looks like a rhinoceros beetle.
The rhino beetle is 11-inches long and the stag beetle is 9.8-inches long. They are covered in shiny brown or black vinyl and have soft and squishy innards.
You can get the set of both beetles for ¥2,100, or about $19(USD). As far as I can tell these can be shipped to the US, though who knows what Customs will say when they x-ray the package.
All you’ll need to complete your plush beetle set is a giant dung beetle. I hope that one comes with a plush turd ball.