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Super Bowl Fanny Packs Keep Your Food Close

by Conner Flynn
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Beyond the football game, commercials, and the halftime show, the Super Bowl is all about stuffing your face with everything possible. It’s a true American pastime. Well, now there is an accessory that will help in your quest for ultimate face-stuffing. Dip maker Heluva Good’s No Fumble Fanny Pack wraps around your waist so you can keep your chips, dip and beer as close to your stomach as possible. Why take the chance that another sports-loving fatty will steal your grub, when you can have it all on your person?

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Forget reaching all the way to the coffee table to grab handfuls of popcorn. You won’t have to get any exercise at all to reach for anything. Suspenders ensure extra stability and also help you to look like a total tool.

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Sadly, the No Fumble Fanny Pack isn’t available in stores just yet. The only way to get one is to enter a sweepstakes through Heluva and win one. If you don’t win, I guess there’s always duct tape. Remember, keep your friends close, but your snacks closer.

[via Food and Wine via OhGizmo!]



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