We need a better way to stir our coffee, people. You know why? because over 400 million plastic and wood coffee stirrers are thrown away every day. They go in landfills and also end up in that giant floating island made of trash, that sits between California and Hawaii. That thing is like 16 times the size of Texas by now. Well, the Stircle is here to help.
The Stircle is an electric spinning coffee stirrer that will help eliminate waste and therefore save some wildlife. A Stircle will stir 50,000 cups on about $0.10 of electricity or $0.000002 per stir. Pretty impressive. So this thing will pay for itself after a while. Plus, like I said it eliminates waste too, which is why everyone should have one. I’m buying one today because…
Wait, what? It costs $345? Really? I’ll just use a metal spoon. At that price, these are obviously more for coffee shops and hotels and such. Why can’t the rest of us have nice things? Oh well, I guess they don’t care about the environment after all. Sorry turtles and other animals, we could have saved you, except this thing is way too expensive. Better luck in the next life. Looks like we’ve come full Stircle.